I wish my whole vocab. was as great as this line.
how to ride without a bus ticket in 2 easy steps
I forgot my name was “bitch I might be” on Skype and called a friend
taco cat is taco cat spelt backwards
you have no idea how much this pissed me off as a kid
one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.
I don’t want to be
your entire world, no.
I would be happy
just to be your morning coffee,
your hanging car keys,
but if lost throws off
your entire day.
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem